As someone that doesn’t have an especially strong urge to have kids anytime soon, I’m often told things like: “It’s a completely life-changing experience;” “your priorities are turned upside down;” and “nothing can describe the feeling you get when you first hold your own child in your hands.”

Now, I don’t doubt for a second that the act of procreation fulfills one of the most basic and fundamental human needs and brings about incredible and joyous emotions that only a parent can really understand.

 

This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done. All Joking Aside, This Guy Is A Champ And A Half! Giving Us Dads A Good Name!

 

From Sex On The Beach To Dead On Her Feet! This Juxtaposition Almost Makes Me Feel Bad, But The Truth Must Be Told! Also, The Baby’s Mouth Is Wide Open Too Omg

Honeymoon’s Over!

 

Made Our 1 Year Wedding Anniversary Picture!

 

Every Once In A While, Parenthood Is A Major Improvement

 Actually Maximus, No, I’m Not Entertained. Thanks For Asking! (Love How The Shirt Goes From Sincere To Ironic When The Kid Shows Up!)

 

From “Haaaaaaayyyyyy!” To “Wait! I’ve Got A New Complaint…”

 

For Obvious Reasons, This Cat Has Learned To Sleep With One Eye Open

 From Dressed To The Nines To Asleep By Nine

 

The Dog Days Are Over

 

And To Think, She Used To Be The One Who Threw Up After Drinking Too Much

 

This About Sums It Up

Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations. (These Captions Can’t All Be Winners!)

 

Double Double-Fisting!

 

From Striking A Pose To Serving As Poster Board